Are you hot, cold, or lukewarm?

Christians reading this first blurb below may laugh, because to us, it makes perfect sense.

ATHEISM

"The belief that there was nothing and nothing happened to nothing and then nothing magically exploded for no reason, creating everything and then a bunch of everything magically rearranged itself for no reason what so ever into self-replicating bits which then turned into dinosaurs. Makes perfect sense."

Christians, Jesus said that our state at the end would neither be hot nor cold, but instead be lukewarm, and because of our ignorance of the Word, we could be easily deceived or worse, enjoy listening to doctrines of devils. We no longer know the Word well enough to protect ourselves from devilish doctrines, to stay in the faith, or to share it with others!

You laugh, you disbelieve that these scriptures could ever apply to you! But, if in a discussion, an atheist rejoins with the following, how will you respond?

CHRISTIANITY

"The belief that a cosmic Jewish zombie who was his own father can make you live forever if you symbolically eat his flesh and telepathically tell him you accept him as your master, so he can remove an evil force from your soul that is present in humanity because a rib-woman was convinced by a talking snake to eat from a magical tree. Makes perfect sense."

If it's with stunned silence ... [crickets] ...

...then I urge us to study, know the bible, be prepared to offer the Gospel with authority. Christian, be HOT!