Christian funnies and foibles

From Pastor JD Hall,

From Dan Phillips:

From Tim Challies; Fortune Cookie, or Joel Osteen? Click on the link to find out the answers

Question One- “Happiness is not the absence of conflict, but the ability to cope with it.”
Question Two- “Do all you can to make your dreams come true.”
Question Three- “Take time to make a difference. Think about how you can make somebody else’s life better.”
Question Four- “Avoid focusing on the negative aspects of the past.”
Question Five- “You have something to offer that nobody else can give!”
Question Six- “When you can’t naturally feel upbeat, it can sometimes help to act as if you did.”
Question Seven- “To affirm is to make firm.”
Question Eight- “Relationships are more important than our accomplishments.”
Question Nine- “Somebody needs your encouragement. Somebody needs to know that you believe in them.”
Question Ten- “The best things in life aren’t things.”
Question Eleven- “You will produce what you’re continually seeing in your mind.”
Question Twelve- “Judge each day not by the harvest you reap but by the seeds you plant.”

From Funny Christian Stories

From Church Bulletin Bloopers:

--The Rev. Merriwether spoke briefly, much to the delight of the audience.
--During the absence of our pastor, we enjoyed the rare privilege of hearing a good sermon when J.F. Stubbs supplied our pulpit.
--Barbara remains in the hospital and needs blood donors for more transfusions. She is also having trouble sleeping and requests tapes of Pastor Jack's sermons.
--Please welcome Pastor Don, a caring individual who loves hurting people

In all seriousness, have you supported your Pastor today? Here are 14 ways to support your pastor. He is dealing with sick, hurting, weakening people. He is under attack from satan. He is working hard to prepare sermons and in hopes that the weak will be strengthened and the strong will be encouraged. He needs your support, prayers, willingness. We need all to stay positive and remember the promises of Jesus are true and because they are true, they lead to glory and joy!